the mark of a douche bag
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
He is douche mark-ed all over the place
by genuine leather October 12, 2010
a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.
by Samma678 May 15, 2010
A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 02, 2017
That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He was a Douchy Douche!!!
by |V|46607 December 25, 2008
"I bet that clown-shoes fucker thinks his douche-mobile is hot shit. I hope it rolls on the freeway."
by chuchunesmi August 06, 2009
by G millz May 03, 2012
1) Gathering of douches in a secluded area.
2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."
2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
by Dziadosz April 01, 2008