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A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 01, 2017
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1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!
by Greg B! October 19, 2007
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Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel
All of my teachers are doucheweasels.
by borderjumper March 10, 2004
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