dorkwave

When a loser or nerd waves at you, thinking he's your friend and you look away quickly pretending you did not see him. This is a very awkward moment for the nerd.

I can't believe it, I was wogging through Central Park today, and that dork Reginald from shop class saw me. Before we made eye contact, I glanced away, turning his attempt at greeting me with a hand gesture into a dorkwave. Hah, hah, I wogged in the opposite direction before he could try again!

by Howard Zend October 16, 2005

Dorka

A beautiful Dominican girl that doesn't know how flawless she is. Shy at first until you get to know her. After you get to know her she doesn't shut up but it's okay because she always has you dying laughing. Has a beautiful singing voice. When she sings chains are broken and lives are changed. A Dorka is a person who prefers having a few close friends as opposed to having a big group of people around her. If you have a Dorka for a girlfriend you're lucky because she is loyal and will love you with all her heart. Unless you try her. A Dorka is a bangin cook. Dorka's are very artistic when it comes to makeup and fashion. A Dorka is an amazing story teller and loves pranking people. Dorka's tend to have a lot of haters because they're so amazing. They're funny individuals that you can't live without. But watch out don't tell a Dorka who you like because she will definitely tell her boyfriend. Even if you tell her a hundred times not to. Dorka's usually go good with Mando's. Long story short a Dorka is the best thing that could ever happen to you and the best best friend you could ever have.

Girl #1: Woah is that an angel?
Girl #2: No it's just Dorka....

by theproblemwithgisthathe'sg March 5, 2013

dorky Christmas

Another word of a hand job.

"hey would you like to go back to my place and I give you a dorky Christmas?"

by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022

dorkle

one of a dorky behavior; a goofball.

you are a dorkle.
that boy was such a dorkle.

by xolinds1715 March 11, 2009

dorksided

Evil, unsavory, tampering with un-Christian activities. Might be incorrectly pronounced as "dark-sided" by those who do not love the Lord.

Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses

"She's not a Christian! It was so dorksided. Take this microcphone off of me--GARGYLES, DEMONS! Everything was tainted."

by Coleifornia December 15, 2009

count dorkula

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.

John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)

by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

dorkin out

Immersing oneself in any activity normally considered "dorky" by cool people.

"Troy bought a new game and spent all day dorkin out on the computer"

by Dorkino April 29, 2004