a disease you get from someone with the first or last name fimrite, who flexes all the time abt their technology and bullies people and now you do that too.
by s3333333 November 25, 2021
irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk
irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease
irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease
by milk disease February 07, 2020
by Thedefinitionleader March 19, 2017
When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
by Type4Me January 23, 2015
When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country
by Tacoboi69 August 29, 2019
Ong's Disease (or Ong Disease) refers to an imagined condition in which the sufferer is referred to as having contracted Ong by coming into contact with (or close proximity) to a person considered to be a undesirable, unclean, odd, grubby or unusual.
Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.
Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.
Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.
Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.
You've got Ong.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.
by fern1515 June 13, 2012
This disease is caused when one will not turn away from their electronic device when in conversation.
by HeyYouShutUp September 25, 2017