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Covid Facemask

When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.
"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."
by Cameron Greene October 3, 2020
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COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020
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COVID rebound

The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.
"You're back from the store awfully fast!"

"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020
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covid goodbye

When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.
Yo, I’m about to do a covid goodbye. This party has a little too much corona in the air. I’m out.
by h.rahm August 16, 2020
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Covid scared

Anybody who locks themselves away from society due to being afraid of catching covid
Emily refused to leave her room as she was covid scared.
by Spencer and Spencer September 4, 2021
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Covid vac

This vaccine cane out in a year mang side effects like memory loss people have gotten serolious symptoms of covid after taking it so yeaaaaaah death (covid vac)
by No biden March 23, 2021
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Covid misinformation

Something de facto defined by Stalin, without Biden's input.
Facebook should be ashamed of itself; it needs Stalin to define covid misinformation.
by Sexydimma July 23, 2021
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