No condom forever 

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"

No Condom Forever, or what ever black panther said.

No condom forever by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023

Dog Condom 

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

Dog Condom by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

pop a condom 

1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.

1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....

pop a condom by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013

toolie no condom 

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey

Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column

toolie no condom by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018

Five-pronged condom 

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

Five-pronged condom by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

my dads condom broke

This is the reason why I exist

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?

my dads condom broke by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

LCD Condom

A sticky plastic film or clear sticker that is placed on top of LCD screens to prevent scratches. Typically used on small, heavily used devices like cell phones, digital cameras, and portable music players.

Dang, I should've put a LCD condom on my Zune, it's totally scratched up now!

LCD Condom by PhoneHacker January 13, 2008