Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
by Corncakes December 04, 2023
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
by Hey_oh March 17, 2024
by KSparx September 13, 2020
When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
by Detergent man January 05, 2022
by ThAt 1 AnNoyIng FriEnd January 19, 2018
Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace
by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021
Greatest rapper in history. He’s got hit songs like Ghetto life, Melbourne and IMH. One a kind guy must check him out.
Christopher braxen is the greatest rapper
by Random fan of Christopher February 25, 2021