chode

A fat persons dick that is wider than it is long!!!!!!!!!!

"you hairy chode licker"

by sex_lover094 August 21, 2006

Chode

A penis which is fat and small to such an extensive degree, that it is actually wider than it is long.

I unzipped his trousers and I was confronted with what I thought to be a grossly inflammed testicle. It was, alas, only the poor boy's chode. Needless to say, I ran quickly.

by Chode Appreciation Society January 20, 2004

Chode

A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can

by Big Man February 22, 2004

Chode Muffin

Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)

"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"

by D.Shea February 24, 2005

Chode

1. A penis wider than it is long
2. The are between the scrotum and the anus

Rachel wanted to give Dunbar a handjob but could not because he had a chode

Jeanette licked Stu's chode

by Andrew Dunbar January 12, 2006

Chode

A chode is a fat penis, it is wider than it is long and is hard to masterbate with because its sooo fat.

Magnus Jared Baer has a chode, it is wider than it is long and he cant masterbate with it.

by Teniss April 21, 2007

chode

a nasty short fat dick! or just a cool word to call people

"god damn get ur chode outta here"

by §hàn August 15, 2004