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Shopping channel - syndrome

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one
Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome
by B0hem September 29, 2010
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Full chandler

Sex with more than three girls in one day/24hr. Period.
Bro, I went full chandler for the first time last week. I am still recovering!
by Killerskills January 15, 2015
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bryce chandler

BRYCE CHANDLER is a guy who is very caring, and is a very hot guy who will help anyone in need. Hit him up some time!
You should always call for BRYCE CHANDLER!
by BRYCE CHANDLER January 8, 2017
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a chandlyr

A Chandlyr is a being who is a loyal fangirl (and/or fandboy), and is short. They is a semi-attractive bitch. Certain traits of this breed of human bitch include emo. Some of the negatives about this breed are that the breed suffers from depression, and may show signs of anxiety. They could be nice, or they could not. They is a loving sibling who almost never has your back. If you come across one in its natural habitat, which is a dark, possibly damp corner, they will pay almost no attention to you. One way to identify a Chandlyr is by sounds that they make. They may let out a lyric to a BTS song, or may screech at you. Their usual diet consists of ramen, watermelon, pocky, and your dreams. They listen to emo music. They is particularly shy, but if you annoy one your eyes may get clawed out. They usually date males, but will date any gender. They avoids most people, but people it finds cute may be hugged, or worse...
I want to adopt a chandlyr. They is my child now.
by madditheminecraftgirl October 20, 2019
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Kayde Channell

A beautiful, caring, near perfect girl with a cute ass dog named mitz.
by ehheheh;) November 5, 2019
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Scrabble Channel

Scrabble Channel is a painful game you play with someone else's bratty child because you feel sorry for them due to their parents lack of concern for their child's emotional maturity. The child will likely play mostly obscenities, and confuse themselves with your apparent interest while they play tripel letter words disconnected from any of the words previously played as per the standard English dictionary. More often than knot, these attention starved kids will cheat by placing non words such as some form of slang one might find in the very popular amongst adolescents, Urban Dictionary.

Once their Scrabble Bag is finished, they revert back to their pocket sized English dictionary and withdraw interest in further dialogue with you as they wonder if what you have speaking to them had slight overtones of parable like meaning.

Usually at this point they have a sixth sense, gutt feeling, that you might just be entertaining them enough so as to avoid having to endure they're vicious tantrums they're prone to throw when thay haven't had they're fill of lobster.

These kids are known for regressing into occult like novels such as harry potter, captain underpants, Where's Spot, and spend most their spare time trolling in the seedy depraved forums of the internet such as 4chown, Facebook, and Discord where they keep up with cult-ural trends and update their beloved bible the Urban Dictionary.
A) Person A: What did you get up to today
Un) Person T: Lucy dropped his daughter off this afternoon while he went Walking Up and Down, so I played with the Scrabble Channel bored so as to avoid unmasking the abyssml weather.
A) Person A: That's Gold! Did you won?
Un) Person T: *sigh* I'll get the dictionary
A) Person A: Um, you're a car because OCD is numbers
by covv-wɑːrds January 23, 2020
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Kieran Chandler Jekyll and Lane Kadense Hyde

Kieran is the main protagonist in Strange Case of Angst, a boys love fake series I made up. Lane is Kieran's love interest. The boys are both gay, and Kieran is bullied by a homophobic student named Regina Carew.
Kieran Chandler Jekyll and Lane Kadense Hyde are NOT Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde's descendants. They're just teens in high school that don't share a relation with those men.
by P0PPYTPLAYS August 13, 2021
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