Table Captain

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

dreaded captain firebeard

someone who failed drinking a flaming shot and ends up with a burned face and a lack of facial hair.

Eric tried to impress a couple of girls at a party by drinking a flaming shot, but he ended becoming the dreaded captain firebeard.

by Ice Cold Killer December 21, 2010

captain morgan

The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.

Shlogan Captain Morganed a chick.

by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005

CaptainWilhelm

An amazing youtuber and musician. He is made of awesome. He began the 'take on meme' meme on youtube

Did you see the new CaptainWilhelm vid??

Yeahh, that dude is made of awesome.

by catastrophe. April 24, 2009

Captain Morgan Wipe

The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.

My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

centary

A girl that like to be herself ex. on differet days she might wake up in the morning with different moods, depending on thoes moods she will dress the way she feels and do every thing that day as she feels. She likes to have fun and she is a very colourfull person. Theas people usaly have long hair and like it to be messy (like all over the place not meaning not combed or brushed)and dont do anything with their hair like bangs or layers.

-wears converse shoes or fake converse.
-long hair.
-very natural.
-dress very comfy.
-love musical instuments.
-always have a different style.

yesterday you wore jeans and a tee and today your dressing in a skirt and a sweater??

yeah im centary im always different.

by Thalia Lepage February 19, 2006

Captain of The Chocolate Runway

A homosexual person. i.e a fag

damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway

by Anonymous February 16, 2003