colase

When your very done out

Your soo colase

by Meagan chase September 4, 2021

Coastguarding

When your lady refuses to shower after pull-out sex and your stray semen line her lovely shores the next day.

Alfy: dude that chick is smoking hot!

Ralphy: I wouldn’t go there. Billy hit that last night and said she’s coastguarding today.

Alfy: freal? I ain’t picky!

by Paradiseboyz November 1, 2021

compassity

The amount of bandwidth you have for someone else's problems. A portmanteau of "compassion" and "capacity."

I'd like to care about your impounded Mercedes, Arnie, but I just don't have the compassity right now.

by fabralind April 15, 2022

coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom

“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma”

by A genuis about coastal grandma June 14, 2022

Colasante Salutation

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.

Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<

by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022

coastward

Adjective:

directed or going toward the coast.
in many areas of the globe urbanization is leading to a coastward migration
Adverb:

toward or in the direction of the coast.
I head coastward and take a boat to join a band of walkers

I head coastward and take a boat to join a band of walkers

by Dictionaryword October 21, 2022

fluctauationary compasatorizer

A device gay men use to stretch their butthole larger.

Bob put a fluctauationary compasatorizer in johns ass.

by KeviiGoregasm June 21, 2010