kpop closet

when someone’s into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet

“yeah they really liked Seesaw, they even listened to it more than once but they’re still in the kpop closet so they’re not going to admit it”

by meaghaehn August 11, 2019

shit in the closet

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.

' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'

by exposer...sh December 19, 2011

2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules

Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

by Owner of a local car November 7, 2022

Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.

I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009

glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.

Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."

by kay lost April 25, 2010

bulldozing that lip closet

When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.

I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.

by WillytMU December 4, 2012

Coming out of the closet

The act of a homosexual becoming open about his/her sexuality towards the same gender.

Did you hear? Jeff is coming out of the closet! This means he won't need to hide his feelings towards men anymore.

by Kraldasicko August 16, 2012