Bill Clinton

Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!

Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.

by Vanishga July 2, 2008

Uncle Bill

Alcoholic Beverage dedicated to Uncle Bill from the film "American Movie"

Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.

Mark: You thirsty? Want something to drink?
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.

by jolivas February 16, 2010

Pay Bills

Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.

by D.B. Wong August 11, 2019

Bill Clinton

America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.

Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!

by CenkUygur6969 February 7, 2019

Dalten Billings

Guitarist for band Natural Selection.
Dalten is 18 years of age and notoriously known for fucking shit up.

Dalten Billings Fucks Shit Up.
My foot in your ass.

by monsterbater March 1, 2010

Bill Elliott

One of the best NASCAR drivers in history. He has been forgotten by most of today's fans for some odd reason. He won 2 Daytona 500s and the 1988 Cup Series championship. But his most impressive feat was his fan support. He won NASCAR's Most Popular Driver Award 16 times. His son Chase races in NASCAR today and looks like he could be as good as his father

Bill Elliott just might be one of the forgotten greats of NASCAR

by Adam buckley July 1, 2019

Jennetric Bill

A monthly bill from a woman named Jenn who lured you into sex for the sole purpose of child support.

Friend:“Hey man! Why don’t you ever have any money?”

Me: Cause I have to pay my Jennetric bill

by Dr Gunz June 10, 2019