boardhead

A boardhead is a person who is a fanatical participant in a board sport such as; sailboarding (windsurfing), snowboarding, surfing, skateboarding, kiteboarding. Used to describe someone who can think of little else than the board sport they participate in. Original first use in the 1980's to describe fanatical sailboarders at the Columbia River Gorge, a river and canyon that forms the border between the states of Washington and Oregon.

John didn't show up for work again because he is windsurfing, he is such a boardhead.

by Krakski November 19, 2015

Boards

Hip slang for the night club Billboards.

Dude are we hitting up Boards tonight or what?

by keachy December 13, 2016

boarus

Tall, lanky, stupid, strong, white, blonde boi. Has the intelligence of a three year old, but claims to be smarter than a 5th grader. He will never fail to disappoint. He loves big boobs and reading porn. Faster than a cheeta both in and out of the bedroom. Flirts with every girl he sees, but never gets any. Appears to have many friends, but in all reality no one likes him.

Jaden: Boarus is so stupid.
Chandler: Yeah Boarus thinks I am his friend.
Jaden: I know did you see Boarus try to grab that girl's big boobs?
Chandler: Yes, Boarus still did not get any.
Jaden: At least Boarus still can read porn.

by Cooter Matteis May 6, 2018

boardsplaining

When your Board of Directors tells you something you should be doing for your company that is either completely wrong, completely impossible, or completely obvious.

The board member was boardsplaining to the Director of Engineering that if she hired more engineers, more work would get done.

by lynnepig July 26, 2018

Boar Sow

1. When someone is fully confident in.

what they are saying but have no.

clue what they are talking about.

2. A hog with a clit on the back of it's

nut sack.

Someone says some dumb ass shit thinking they're right then you say "look at that boar sow"

by Halfsquatch September 9, 2018

boastivation

when you boast about something you actually don't have in the moment of boasting about it, but rather say it in order to motivate you to get there faster so you wont end up lieing to your friends/acquantances and won't make a fool out of yourself.

"bro why'd u flex"
"ahh he's just mastering the art of boastivation"
"...wait... wha'?"

by onesyphorus March 29, 2019

Boar Szn

A time in which you put your personal well-being aside, disregard most of your daily responsibilities and make some questionable, yet pleasurable actions.

Don’t worry about your wife and kids, it’s Boar Szn!

by UrbanRaindrop August 27, 2019