Definitions by onesyphorus

Lowererererer 

You're not funny, Aldi.

i flipped through my Aldi Catalogue and found this weird word Lowererererer in the fruit section i think

Lowererererer by onesyphorus September 21, 2021

Whuddhist 

a white Buddhist

"yo I peep that outfit that dude is wearing..."
"um.... that's a Buddhist, I believe.. is he?"
"...a Whuddhist?"
"yeah Probably, lol"

Whuddhist by onesyphorus February 10, 2020

boastivation 

when you boast about something you actually don't have in the moment of boasting about it, but rather say it in order to motivate you to get there faster so you wont end up lieing to your friends/acquantances and won't make a fool out of yourself.

"bro why'd u flex"
"ahh he's just mastering the art of boastivation"
"...wait... wha'?"

boastivation by onesyphorus March 29, 2019

Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hair 

the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years

Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"

Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hair by onesyphorus March 23, 2019

BuzzFeed facts 

a fact that has actually not been proven, but has rather been pulled out of the internet's sewers by a bunch of liberals.

Dude, did you know that women are paid 77c for every dollar a man earns?
Bro, I don't buy into BuzzFeed facts!

BuzzFeed facts by onesyphorus August 28, 2018