5 definitions by onesyphorus

1
the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years
Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
by onesyphorus March 23, 2019
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2
when you boast about something you actually don't have in the moment of boasting about it, but rather say it in order to motivate you to get there faster so you wont end up lieing to your friends/acquantances and won't make a fool out of yourself.
"bro why'd u flex"
"ahh he's just mastering the art of boastivation"
"...wait... wha'?"
by onesyphorus March 29, 2019
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3
When you get friend zoned or receive dms from south asian men for looking cute...
Girl 1: ugh why are all these ugly men with grubby moustaches followng me on instagram!?
Girl2: ahh just ignore them damn fraandships!
by onesyphorus January 10, 2019
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a fact that has actually not been proven, but has rather been pulled out of the internet's sewers by a bunch of liberals.
Dude, did you know that women are paid 77c for every dollar a man earns?
Bro, I don't buy into BuzzFeed facts!
by onesyphorus August 28, 2018
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5
"yo I peep that outfit that dude is wearing..."
"um.... that's a Buddhist, I believe.. is he?"
"...a Whuddhist?"
"yeah Probably, lol"
by onesyphorus February 10, 2020
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