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irish blanket 

When one is kept warm solely due to drunkenness, it is said that they are wearing an Irish Blanket.
"God it's so fucking cold"

"I dunno man, I feel fine"

"Yeah dude, that's cause you're so drunk you're wearing an Irish Blanket"
irish blanket by GStrike February 17, 2014

saddle blanket 

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor
Hey, saddle blanket get over here. We got to go.
saddle blanket by wdomkr December 24, 2009

Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us

Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
Dolphin Blanket by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010

mong blanket 

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.
Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

Dog Blanket Bar

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?

Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
Dog Blanket Bar by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013