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Baby Friday

Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.
by talk2me-JCH2 November 3, 2023
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Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.
Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.
by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019
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Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."
by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012
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Baby daisy

A little mistake who is a crying little kid when you lose and you probably will because baby daisy is not a good character to play as in Mario Kart Wii or Mario Kart 8.
Dude 1:hey what is that crying noise
Dude 2:I lost playing with baby daisy
Dude 1:this little mistake dont play as her, she is trash and a waste of character place
Dude 2:yeah baby luigi is the best baby character of them all on the bullet bike
Dude 1:not to mention baby luigi is THICK
by Bionicthemagicdogo February 27, 2020
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baby guisada

Juan blew his baby guisada into my taco!
by Amy Sherita June 8, 2015
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Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020
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nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.
Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!
by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020
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