apple pray

When you power off your apple phone to get a better signal and you pray that it will reboot and come back on. That seemingly eternal moment between the black screen and the apple logo appearing.

I use apple pray when I shut down and re power my iphone, hoping that it comes back on.

by palmie g August 9, 2022

applau

One person clapping when there can be many

His lone applau showed mocking support.

by Serista January 6, 2023

apple jesus banana disorder

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.

“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”

by mizukithesilly November 8, 2023

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010

Johnny apple weed

the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice

"Dude i smoked some johnny apple weed and now i fuccin stoned

by DeCoY189th November 13, 2010

Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.

Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.

by Boonzing May 26, 2011

Post-apple juice

n. Cider, ie an alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice.

'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'

By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.

by Breld January 13, 2012