Alexander

A huge nerd who girls find “weirdly attractive”
That one kid who everyone thinks is gay

“Oh there’s Alexander, he gets no bitches”
“Idk, I’d hit if I could though”

by Liquidsmooth February 4, 2022

Alexander Matthew Hochberg

One SEXY mothafucka.

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.

by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021

Alexander Matthew Hochberg

One SEXY mothafucka

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.

by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021

Alexander

A skinny , usually tall man , with great sense of humor and kinda freaky . Somehow manages to pull some girls despite their looks. Not great at sports , and usually have a birdchest.

His name is Alexander , he probably had a bird chest

by Willywizard December 28, 2021

Alexander Garza

🧍🏽 ♂️

Person1: BRO!YOU KNOW ALEXANDER GARZA?
Person2:no

by Mcbeaner January 4, 2022

Alexander Foresircumsized

He has the smallest weiner that has been made by a hag he was blesses with aids and loves chicks called mckaela

Alexander foresircumsized is a wanker

by Mckaela February 28, 2022

Alexander

Alexander has a huge penis that is bigger than an Oliver's. It is a 50 meter deafeater that will make your bitches choke
He is an obvious Gigachad and is friends with other gigachads

Girl:he is an Alexander for sure

by Gigasquidchad February 28, 2022