Alabama Hotpocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Ex: Tymere is the literal definition of this.

Tymere you like to search up this weird shit for fun...why an Alabama hotpocket...

by IamSmert_ April 19, 2021

Ranburne, Alabama

A Quaint good for nothing little town In BFE Alabama. What was once seceded by Heflin, Alabama is now the trashiest and most nastiest STD ridden, drug abused shanty village ever imagined. The women walk around with sores on their mouths and the guys act like they’re the next Dale Earnhardt and Joe Dirt Butt Baby. Atleast 82% of the females and 3% of males get pregnant before they become a freshman because they think they could be a better mother than theirs was by snorting condoms, eating tide pods, and smoking meth. Not all is bad for the female population believes highly in interracial intercourse where every woman has slept with a black guy but always denies it. Adoption is also believed as a good thing where five families have adopted an African American or not so legal alien

Man, let’s go to Ranburne, Alabama and smoke some meth and catch the clap until our penises melt off.

by YaBoiStickle September 11, 2018

Alabama welcome

When new neighbors move in and you invite them over to your trailer with your brother-dad and sister-mom and do meth out of your cousins asshole

We invited the Smiths over for a good old fashioned Alabama welcome.

by thatscrewedupkid January 2, 2018

The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

alabama donny

a uncanny yute who participates in strange/ paedophilic or insestual activities in the bedroom

‘are you an alabama donny? is that what your on?’

by alabama donny August 20, 2019

Rainsville, Alabama

A small town on Sand Mountain. Home of the Plainview Bears. Consitsts of TWO redlights, one school (k-12), and a lot of heart. One of the prettiest places on Earth! Full of rednecks and scholors alike. Very quiet town where everyone knows everyone, and everyone is willing to give a helping hand.

Rainsville, Alabama is one of the prettiest places.

by dlcushen March 27, 2011

Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin on a horse and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

person 1:Awww man, my butt hurts so bad after I fell off my horse last night
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019