Sympathetic Asshole

A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.

girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?

10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.

by Sympathetic Asshole November 19, 2010

Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.

I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.

by Pool bitch January 5, 2022

Asshole Popsicle

A slang term used when describing "Ass to Mouth". When the giver of anal sex immediately becomes the reciever of oral sex.

"He took it out of her ass and put it in her mouth? Sounds like an Asshole Popsicle. That shits not cool"

by JeremyVC February 21, 2010

chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

by King McCool May 23, 2008

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008

asshole driving

When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.

What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.

by Dontstopgetitgetit March 16, 2014