Johnny Depp

The process of unmasking a truly evil individual through a methodical, evidence-based way to reach a place of truth.

Dean Shetty, “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Tek Knight, “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

by tumefactions October 7, 2023

johnny cashhole

A sunburn on my literal asshole; a ring of fire if you will.

Fell asleep tanning my ass and ended up with a Johnny Cashhole

by samwise gumcheeks January 21, 2023

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021

Johnny Bish

Johnny Bish is a disgusting man, some would say putrid. He spends his afternoons in the Pleasure Dome or his nest.

He is a pest that needs to be exterminated.

James: Have you seen Johnny Bish today?
Boon: Yeah, i saw him bashing his bishop in the Pleasure Dome
James: Classic Johnny Bish!

by HP 111 September 29, 2023

Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

Johnny Egham

When someone(usually a ned or idiot in general) slaps someone to the back of the head.

Max: Watch this im gonnae johnny egham him

by Sir.E.Brum September 16, 2009

johnny time

A polite phrase for when you would like to be alone, usually because you greatly prefer your own company to that of others.

Tina: "Hey everybody, where did Tom go??"
Nick: "He left, guess he just needed some Johnny time"

by Alfred123689123 January 28, 2014