heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

Heat by Louis Cicalese

Amazing lol

obama vs Heat by Louis Cicalese:

Obama loses obviously

by obamano April 7, 2022

he's got a heat on

He's drunk. Tipsy.

Man, I got a heat on last night. Or, he's got a heat on.

by Carnitaslover September 21, 2017

distinctively heated argument

A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.

It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.

Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.

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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"

by wasp2020 May 26, 2005

Packing some heat

When a male has a particularly large penis.

"I got with this dude last night, and let me tell you. He was packing some heat"

by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

Throw Heat

To Fart or Pass Gas

Justin Haze wanted to throw heat right next to me but I told him not to. I can't stand the smell!

by jjhayes79 February 3, 2010