Nut Cupper

Celebrities who adopt bat shit crazy religious beliefs and supports and defends their charismatic leader regardless of how debased, perverse, manipulative, or abusive they are.

Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:

Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.

Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.

Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape with the fingers close together. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.

If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.

The other day while I was watching Top Gun Maverick, I saw the nut cupper Tom Cruise. I offered the sign up to Tom Cruise during his performance. This did nourish and strengthen me.

by Heber and Rhoda June 14, 2022

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No Nut November

A stupid month that covers up the real problem. The month is actually called "Mowvember" to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer along with mens suicide rates. Stop covering it up with No Nut November

John: "Dude it's No Nut November!"
Me: "Stop covering up actual issues."

by Fyredog28 November 2, 2020

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Dietz Nuts

Dietz Nuts are a product of the Dietz & Watson company, who cleverly took part of their name and infused it into popular meme Deez Nuts and made a beautiful hybrid: Dietz Nuts.

"dietz nuts!" "what are those?" "these?" "dietz nuts, dietz and wattson, dietz nuts" "those are nuts?" "dietz nuts arent nuts nuts, these are meat nuts" "those are meat nuts?" "meat nuts" "they're dietz nuts" "i'll get one of those" "grab a handful of dietz nuts" "yuh get a good grip in there" "hey chris, how dietz nuts taste?" "are they delicious?" "what a fun snack”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

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