monkey

a black dwarf that throws shit at people

a monkey is at my door

by monkler June 7, 2022

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

by jizz worm June 10, 2022

monkey

someone who is cute and u have a big crush on

your such a monkey

by zentish June 12, 2022

Cesar the monkey

cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.

some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*

by sparkzlol74 June 12, 2022

Monkey

Harishankar Venkatesh

Your such a fucking monkey aka Hari. I love eating bananas like Hari.

by Goat123. June 14, 2022