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Uncle Franked

The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.
We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.
by Suttleacees June 12, 2024
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Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor)

Goes something like this:
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,

help me get through life.

See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.
Because he refused to even consider the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor), let alone use it, he peopled his ideas of what was going on around him, and in the world at large, with dark Deep States, Alien Beings, Cabals of Reptile-People, et al. Nothing is simply as it seems!!! It gave him the frisson he needed to keep from self-reflection.
by Pen-Dragon November 7, 2024
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Ben Franke

a blond shy 18 year old guy who is very rich with two companys and a big house. So rich but shy
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San Francisco goldrush

When a guy fucks another guy up the ass and there's another guy semi hard, next to him and he's gotta take a piss and the first guy pulls out and second goes in and pees inside him.
"I like to be peed in, that's my thing. I like a guy to fuck me up the ass and there's another guy semi hard, next to him and he's gotta take a piss and this guy pulls out and HE goes in and pees in me. And uh, it's called a San Francisco Goldrush" - David Cross / Oh, Come On
by ChorlieKittenMittons November 23, 2024
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Anne Frank

by femboy_annhialator24 December 9, 2024
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Camryn francois

A manly swamp man bitch that fucks with every boy she sees. Camryn is a strange individual and contains a large amount of stds. Camryn is what you call a "BOP" she stinks and has barnacle pussy. Camryn is tall and has manly features. For example, she has a dick, manly biceps, deep voice and a fantasticly huge gap.
Bystander: what is that smell?

Another bystander : oh that is camryn francois that is what you call a man-bitch. Mai-n-biat-ch
by Jeremihisfruity December 11, 2024
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San Francisco boy

A sultry man who loves putting on a sexy and slightly queer performance for his fans. He loves attention and thrives off those who cheer for him and worship him
Man 1: hey did you get tickets for that gig you wanted?

Man 2: absolutely! He's a sexy little San Francisco boy
by ValentineTittyBoy December 21, 2024
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