peni

plural of "penis"

look at all of those uncircumcised peni.

by Dumbtriangle April 27, 2021

Penis

A body part that guys have that are usually very small. Only sometimes are they very, very large and girthy.

Guy 1: Hey how’s your penis today?
Guy 2: I’m experiencing CBT.

Guy 3: Did someone say penis?

by Ratman57 November 17, 2021

Penis Fly Trap

Another word for a vagina

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.

by TEEJA May 6, 2018

penis munchies

When your high and want to blow someone.

Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?

by Galaxya May 1, 2016

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Penis

A long thing unless you are Jake Paul

You suck penis and you know it Jeremy

by Jake Paul Is Cancer December 19, 2019