Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.

Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.

by Dankali February 23, 2022

penis

Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary

Hey Dave I'm going to write penis into urban dictionary its going to be so funny

by unslim shady or lil whale February 23, 2022

penis

a thick cock that ur boy max has

I rode a penis last night

by bigpinismuncher69 February 25, 2022

Penis

in 1920s it was a slang for i am hungry

kid. hey mom penis
mom. okay here in some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

Penis

in the 1920s it was slang for im hungry

kid. mom penis
mom. okay heres some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

Penis

A human body part that comes in all shapes and sizes. The penis is only found on a male. The man usually plays with his penis and women do too.

“Wow, what a big penis!”

by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022

Penis

The scariest part of anybody. When it gets emotional it will erect itself as a tower of doom. When it's small, don't laugh, it will use it's power of mushyness.

Person 1: BRO.. do you have a big dick?
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.

by Qutie137 March 2, 2022