Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.
guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
by anonymous June 6, 2025
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Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
Get the hairy hamish the chunky monkey mug.A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
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by A N G E L April 3, 2024
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A martial artist or any fighter fixated on only fighting and not the logistics of it in terms of safety, practicality, or morally.
They only like to fight for the sake of fighting.
They only like to fight for the sake of fighting.
"Dude Declan was wondering if you wanted to spar later today?"
"Hell no, he's a brawl monkey I don't want to end up in the hospital"
"Hell no, he's a brawl monkey I don't want to end up in the hospital"
by Howl'sLeftNut April 4, 2024
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