Monkey

You.

You are a monkey.

by A CatFromAfrica September 2, 2022

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.

"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!

by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

chinky monkey

A racist way of calling a asian

Hey, You chinky monkey

by water dude December 29, 2023