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Doing A Joel

When you should stop playing FUT because you have lost a few games but you carry on and ruin the elite dream
I was 10 form 12 butended up doing a joel and lost 6 on the bounce and killed my record
by Olly Thornhill Stinks December 6, 2020
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Doing a Graeme

When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.
1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?
by SplitscreenFace November 7, 2022
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Do a lorreigh

When you cough really hard so you spin around in a circle and fix it
*Man choking*
Friend: "omg you need to do a lorreigh!"
by Cat in the hat ;P September 10, 2022
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wah-ear-do

meaning your a weirdo, weird, dork , nerd.
Travis your such a wah-ear-do!
by wa-hear-dough June 14, 2011
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Doing a Leighton

The undertaking of an action that lacks thought process and knowledge.

Being stupid.

Making a mistake that an intelligent person would not make.
"Ah mate, you did a Leighton"

"Mate are you doing a Leighton again"
"Boys, im sorry. I did a Leighton and ended up in the Gulag."
by 0T Daddy May 12, 2020
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