Zoombie

Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls

We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️

by Arcwords June 10, 2020

Zoom Wallflower

Someone who sits in an online meeting waiting for their turn to be spoken to or patiently waiting for silence or gap in the meeting so one can add their input before being interrupted.

"Paolo, since you are being a Zoom Wallflower, what are your thoughts on the discussion?"; "I'll just sit here in front of the computer like a zoom wallflower until someone ask me a question"

by muevete80 June 15, 2020

zoom

It is a shit when the disease.It will make you crazy that stupid shit.Lauyindi just sleep

A:Did u hv zoom?
B:Yeah i am zooming

by lauyindi Jasper Lau June 15, 2020

Zoomer

The opposite of Boomer. Likely used when people of today's generation do not understand the references of the past.

Stephanie: I can't believe Joseph doesn't know the song 'I need a hero' by Bonnie Tyler.
Holly: I know right. What a Zoomer.

by InnerThighMoisture June 17, 2020

Zoomattend

Being mindful of the contagious nature of the Covid-19 virus, many in-person gatherings have migrated to a Zoom meeting format. These include work meetings, Friday happy hours, class reunions, birthday parties, funerals and memorials, etc.

We have to maintain Social Distance for now, so I'm going to Zoomattend my friend's birthday party.

by MikeyWeHo June 18, 2020

Zoom Creeper

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!

Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing

by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020

Zoom

A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.

Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay

by _Llama_Llady_ July 13, 2020