How high are you 

When you're driving high af and forget all grammar when a cop pulls you over.

Cop: how high are you
High guy: no sir its actually " hi how are you"
Cop: 😑

How high are you by Pokz April 22, 2021

are you nervous 

A game that can be initiated by both genders. 2 or more people slowly move their hand towards a private area of another, while repeating over and over "Are You Nervous? Are You nervous?", until the person being touched says yes or no. it has been said that if the person being touced says nothing throughout, you can bet they are not a virgin. It is common for men to use it as a pick-up technique by asking a girl, "Hey. Wanna Play Are You Nervous?"

A Guy and a girl decide to play Are You Nervous. The boy slowly runs his hand up the girl's abdomen repeating the quoted phrase above. If she yelps or says yes before he reaches her breast, she is either uncomfortable or desperate to cling on to her virginity. If she says no, she might be aroused. If she says nothing, others are led to believe she is not a virgin.

are you nervous by Norma Jean Beckenhiem March 9, 2008

What are you waiting for, Christmas? 

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.

Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?

What are you waiting for, Christmas? by Roozy1999 September 5, 2018

are you coming to the tree 

ArE YoU, arE yOU- cominG t0 ThE trEe.

mike: yuz. YESSSS GET InTOOO IT!!!
lisa: ARE YOU? are you coming to the tree.
mike: OWKSHsEDJDJDSjsfj

the end.

are you coming to the tree by Coconut <3 April 23, 2020

Are you having a laugh? 

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"

"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"

Are you having a laugh? by Katheeeee August 21, 2009

are you still watching 

Something Netflix nibba will say while you bang someone's daughter.

Netflix : Are you still watching ?

Someone's daugther : HELL YEAH! AW AW

Netflix : Understandable. Have a great day.

are you still watching by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

Are you dumb? 

A rhetorical exclamation used to imply the idiocy of a person, behaviour or circumstance.

“Nobody tryna pay full fare on the TTC, are you dumb?”

Are you dumb? by TorontoDictionary September 22, 2018