wintertime

the season of Winter.

Why say "I like Winter"
Saying "I like the Wintertime" makes it sound so much more legit. If you don't add in the time, you sound stupid.

"Wintertime is the shit"
"Wintertime is the best time of the year because snow".

by HowBoutNo November 26, 2014

Winter Spring

The most wonderful boy you can ever meet. he is caring, loving, smart and handsome. He is the best friend a boy can have and the most amazing boyfriend a girl can have.The one that will be there for you all the time. The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier. His eyes are as beautiful as a the ocean. He is great at sports and will try his best to make you happy.

Damn everytime i call him "Winter Spring Rolls" it always make me hungry

by Winter Spring June 19, 2021

Flesh Winter

A love related experience that went badly.

"Man, the first date was a total flesh winter"

"I don't even like her, if she asks me our it's gunna be a total flesh winter"

"I really like her but were too different. If we went out it would be a flesh winter"

by icyco1 July 8, 2009

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Winter Wonderland

When a prostitute (of either gender) puts a gram of cocaine into their ass crack and proceeds to fart it into one's nose, a Winter Wonderland occurs.

"A Winter Wonderland really is an inefficient use of cocaine, but is nonetheless rather enjoyable."
- Professional Hedonist

by Aguywhopoststhetruth September 2, 2017

Winter is coming

A sexual act in which a man is banging a girl doggy style, as he is about to ejaculate he flips her over, and yells "WINTER IS COMING!" He then cums all over her face

I heard winter came last night

Yes and winter is coming tonight too ;)

by Dickgraysonsdick March 29, 2017

winterz

A hot chick, MILF, tasty boobied lady you want to bend over the desk and do roughly from behind.

"hey man.. she's totally winterz.. i think i just spooged in my undies"

by Foxhill January 12, 2005