titter

Another word for 'strip club.'

We're going to the titter for his bachelor party.

by frenchbankrobber May 24, 2014

Football Twitter

A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySalah" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.

What did you do in the weekend mate?
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me

by Ladfromsomewhere January 5, 2019

tully twister

when your giving head and you bite their cock.

o fuck that bitch gave me a tully twister last night, it fucking hurt

by Twisted Shit June 18, 2006

Twitter

A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.

Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!

by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009

Twitter Fake

People on twitter who pose as celebrities claiming they are fake and it is only a Joke, with people such as the Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. People who do not like being hurt should join.

I'm a fake on twitter.
That guy is a twitter fake he's a Nick, go after him.

by I'm a fake. February 12, 2010

Twitter syndrome

This happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself "im not even gonna use this" but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.

But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.

(Twitter page)

john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!

john: headed off to school bleh ...

john: man i hate math class!

john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3

john: cant stop thinking about her<3

mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(

by hailysComet April 12, 2010

Twitter

A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

Twitter samples:

@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart

@myass64: great stuff buddy.

@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?

@thebignothing: especially in Michigan

@poot: most def

(ad lib)

by Parcerito October 18, 2011