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fail pwn

A fail pwn is best described by using an example. Say a friend of yours requests back-up in any video-game, and you tell them you can't play because you are too tired; this would be a friend fail. If on top of friend failing, your friend gets slaughtered in whatever game they played and lets you know the next day about it, the appropriate response from the absent friend would be, "fail pwn," since by their friend fail, the other was pwned.
Jonny: Wow, you left me to die last night on counter-strike. We got completely slaughtered. What a fail.....

Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.
by lglpwn January 7, 2010
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Cup of fail

Normally referred to a single individual, however, it can be directed to a group as well. It is often used when someone or a group of people are epically struggling at something and/or losing.
"Wow, the green team is getting owned by the yellow team."

"I guess it's time to brew a cup of fail for the Green Team".
by Darkmouther October 20, 2009
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Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011
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Hulu Fail

When The Biggest Loser music comes to a momentous crescendo in preparation for a commercial, and the commercial doesn't happen.
Hulu fail... a horrible, horrible Hulu fail.
by hulu fan October 16, 2010
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Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.
Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.
by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010
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regift fail

When a cheap person regifts something and the reciever unwraps it to discover it is blatantly secondhand.
My friend regifted my DD an Easter egg sticky-taped to a dirty coffee mug, which had coffee residue and spoon marks in the base of the mug. Regift fail.
by b0sing May 17, 2011
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safety fail

To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?

Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011
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