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Cup of fail

Normally referred to a single individual, however, it can be directed to a group as well. It is often used when someone or a group of people are epically struggling at something and/or losing.
"Wow, the green team is getting owned by the yellow team."

"I guess it's time to brew a cup of fail for the Green Team".
by Darkmouther October 20, 2009
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Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015
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butt fail

When your phone or device does random things that you didn't expect to the extend that could get akward. A true butt-dial but beyond the telephone.
As I had my phone in the shower a sundden drop of water launched Instagram and initiated a video call by mistake as I quickly attempted to hang up with soaked fingers... What a Butt fail!
by Leonarmil October 7, 2022
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99% will fail.

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.
What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.
by Mici Macko October 6, 2018
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Failed abortion

Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion
by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021
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Compound fail

When two or more fails happen at the same to a single person.
Self explanatory. Compound fail.
by mr.waterproof November 12, 2010
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Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011
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