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Mind Spooning

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.
We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.
by Puromycin May 2, 2013
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Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.
Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh
by Zigadawg May 4, 2020
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spoon ass

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".
A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.
by JackAmbrose228 June 23, 2018
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Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.
Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?
by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011
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Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.
Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
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spoon collector

a super hawt, skinny, slayful woman whom everyone is in love with.
Wow! Bella is such a spoon collector!!!
by spnclrtr July 5, 2022
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Spoon eater

Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022
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