a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)
Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
by Inuyashaz May 1, 2009
Get the ipod touchmug. Also called "iTouch"
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
by Gobama! December 30, 2008
Get the iPod Touchmug. by areu September 14, 2021
Get the touch glassmug. A technique in fifa, which the shortest player in your team scores a header. By using crowd the keeper you can score.
I scored with the D-TOUCH
by madaggash June 21, 2016
Get the D-TOUCHmug. Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!
by Ohnono December 13, 2012
Get the touching taintmug. by Paul Carey August 30, 2007
Get the touching canvasmug. by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009
Get the Touched by the jabmug.