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ipod touch

a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)
Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
by Inuyashaz May 1, 2009
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iPod Touch

Also called "iTouch"

This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch

Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
by Gobama! December 30, 2008
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touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)
ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass
by areu September 14, 2021
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D-TOUCH

A technique in fifa, which the shortest player in your team scores a header. By using crowd the keeper you can score.
I scored with the D-TOUCH
by madaggash June 21, 2016
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touching taint

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!
by Ohnono December 13, 2012
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touching canvas

to need a shit so bad that it almost comes out.
will you hurry up on that toilet, i'm touching canvas.
by Paul Carey August 30, 2007
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Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.
STFU or you will be touched by the jab
by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009
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