late plate

Someone you only call late at night when you're drunk and want to hook up, but wouldn't actually date or hang out with. Derives from late night plates of terrible food at diners that are only acceptable after 3am.

"I didn't meet anyone cool at the party last night, so I called up my late plate."

"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"

by JGrizz November 6, 2013

plates

when someone says a bad joke, you take their plates, but when they same something funny, you give them plates

that joke was ass, im taking 5 plates

by academicweapon5000 October 14, 2022

Splash plate

A sexual act whereby a person performs a rim job on another person during the event of explosive diarrhoea in order to splash plate the excreted fluids over themselves and their partner

Can you splash plate me tonight?

by Willayy September 27, 2021

fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017

Custard plate

Custard plate:

When a person(s) cum's on a person's back and then proceeds to eat it off with two spoons like you would Custard off a plate.

"hey bro let's custard plate this chick"

"I just pulled a custard plate on this girl"

by Willystackersmacker123 June 4, 2021

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

Plate

Having something put on you. Such as a person kissing another unexpectedly. Then being the one kissed. Therefore being called a plate.

Oil you know Charlie, he’s a right plate.

by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018