Partner fail

When your friend/aquantaince fucks up, then adds you into the problem.

Dick friend: Well since I lost all my money at the casino, I kinda sorta maybe took your credit card and lost that too.

Victim: What a partner fail.

by Timmy-Tuck-Tuck May 14, 2015

Cup of fail

Normally referred to a single individual, however, it can be directed to a group as well. It is often used when someone or a group of people are epically struggling at something and/or losing.

"Wow, the green team is getting owned by the yellow team."

"I guess it's time to brew a cup of fail for the Green Team".

by Darkmouther October 20, 2009

Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.

1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."

by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011

Hulu Fail

When The Biggest Loser music comes to a momentous crescendo in preparation for a commercial, and the commercial doesn't happen.

Hulu fail... a horrible, horrible Hulu fail.

by hulu fan October 16, 2010

Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.

Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015

potty fail

When you had to go potty really bad but there was nowhere to go and you didn't make it.

(continuing from my potty emergency definition): Little kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! Parent:yes you can use your muscles. Kid:I can't hold it!!! Parent:no you are not going potty in your carseat. Kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! I'm potty failing!!! Parent looking at kid:you did not just go in your carseat. Kid crying while going potty in carseat:Its too late I'm already going!

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber May 21, 2021

Compound fail

When two or more fails happen at the same to a single person.

Self explanatory. Compound fail.

by mr.waterproof November 12, 2010