Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.
Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.
by Logibear May 18, 2009
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Kamikaze Fart

When you break wind and it smells so bad you start to gag. Usually happens while driving or in a small room.
Can also be used to attack a group of people by standing near them and farting loud.
Dude 1: Jesus, I had a kamikaze fart driving home. I almost died.
Dude 2: Shit nigga.
by Charles2337 November 25, 2009
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Moose Fart

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
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Fart Coma

The resulting gas bomb from Guacamole and Jager Bombs, or perhaps Brocoli. Requires multiple people to form a circle around someone (preferably a new-born baby) and back into it and blast it with gas bomb farts until the baby develops blindness and/or deafness.
"Here's a coupon for 1 free fart coma. I get my buddies over, we do about 20 jager bombs a piece, a lot of guac is involved. Then we back up into it and we just hit the baby with farts until it can’t see or hear.”
by Grundlenuts September 04, 2012
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rabbit farts

The sweetest, most unobtrusive flatulence you’ll ever encounter.
I wish I could bottle rabbit farts, they smell like lilacs and clover.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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fart plie

That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.
I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019
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Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.
I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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