COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.

He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.

by theNimja April 14, 2013

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

Sned The Cod

Live life to its fullest

I wanna sned the cod all Night and party every day

by Wingus and the ping pong boys July 15, 2022

COD

short for Call of Duty, a game series everyone thinks is going back to being good before the new game launches, then they play it and say it's garbage for any reason they can think of.

Person 1: "Bro, have you seen the new COD trailer?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it looks amazing. Better than Modern Warfare."

*A week after the game launches.*

Person 1: "This game is ass bro."

Person 2: "I know, SBMM is kicking my ass. I want Modern Warfare back."

by monkeybruhcodes January 12, 2021

codded

Past tense of cod meaning depress aka I was depressed means I was codded

I codded someone.

by SophTK January 15, 2021

cod muffin

When someone giving oral sex puts the whole penis and both testicles in their mouth.

Sarah was sucking Sam's penis when he thrust his balls into her mouth feeding her a cod muffin.

by Jimnado August 17, 2025

on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb

Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!

by Dittoe November 5, 2023