twitter dating

The act of using social networks, particularly micro messaging service twitter, to find potential mates. Examples of twitter dating are public messages with an extraordinary number of emoticons, inside jokes between users who may or may not have had sex and the tag #twitterdating.

Ben and Melissa were twitter dating so hard last night, he may have an opportunity to fuck her tonight IRL.

by kind david November 8, 2009

twitter 20

When you just can't get your point across the way you'd like to in the space provided. Doesn't have to apply to twitter, but specifically refers to the 140 character limit of twitter, compared to the 160 character limit of a text message.

I knew what I wanted to say, but I couldn't fit it all in!
That's what she said.
No, really, I just experienced a serious case of "twitter 20".

by @fringledotus December 17, 2010

Twitter Suspension

The act of temporarily un-following someone on Twitter because of a steady stream of "live-tweeting" or stupid posts. The action isn't permanent, it is just used to provide a much needed respite from the user's constant barrage of information you care nothing about.

I put Julie on Twitter Suspension today for live-tweeting a business meeting. I mean, who cares about her boss's choice in suit jackets?

by tstyles77 September 2, 2010

twitter flicking

tweeting on twitter without having to use the word "tweet." commonly used as a hashtag #twitterflicking to demarcate that tweet as being for the hell of it.

"What are you up to?" "Nothin', just twitter flicking."
I just sat on a chair. #twitterflicking
Megan flicks her twitter like thirty times a day.

by PLATINUMperk May 16, 2011

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 5, 2011

Twitter

Noun: An additive attention vacuum that makes its users unable to complete homework. Has also been known to disrupt normal sleeping patterns.

Person: "I should do homework"

*turns on computer*

Person: "I'll just check Twitter real fast"

*spends the next hour not doing homework*

by (suck)cessful April 9, 2012

twitter

A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.

All these bitchass whorgs use Twitter nowadays, instead of going to CHUCH.

by Beeco the Borppo December 17, 2018