Teacher's Pet

A total loser who noone likes and everyone makes fun of behind their back because they suck up to a teacher, usually laughing at ALL of their bad jokes and commonly ask, "Is there anything I can do to help?", etc.

Ms. Shilderez: (Bad joke)
Anna: Hahahaha, you're so funny!
Sane person: She is SUCH a teacher's pet!
Other sane person: I know, right?!

by nilmerghet February 15, 2019

pedo-tache

similar to the 'molestertache' this is a bad moustache asociated with perverts of all variations

thank god Brandon Boyd shaved off his pedo-tache... that thing was scary!!!!!

by mostexellent April 5, 2008

teacupping

The act of placing ones ballsack into a womans vagina, while in the process he must ask ''One lump or two?''

Man - ''Have you ever been teacupping?''
Woman - ''No, whats that?''
Man - ''One lump or two?''
Woman - ''Two.''
(Man places entire sack + balls into vagina.)

by I AM THE TEACUPPER November 16, 2006

Teacher PMS

A serious medical condition afflicting many teachers and professors. Symptoms of teacher PMS typically include spontaneous temper tantrums, employment of draconian disciplinary tactics, taking points off because you forgot to double space, and the like. Experts believe teacher PMS is caused by the belief amongst teachers that their jobs are widely superior to all others, and that they have attained a level of moral superiority unimaginable by mere mortals by taking on such important responsibilities despite the typically meager compensation, and as such, they are deeply offended when students are smart enough to sleep through an entire lecture and still score 100% on every test and assignment. Teacher PMS sufferers often use their authority to carry out long-harbored grudges against students who remind them of the football players who beat the shit out of them in gradeschool and high school.

Man, I totally got 100% on every test in my 100 level Philosophy class, but Dr. Archibald-Stubblefield gave me a C because I would always text on my iPhone during class. I tried to appeal it, but he said "Son, your toys have no place in a sanctuary of knowledge." He really needs to see a doctor about his teacher PMS...

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

English Teacher

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.

"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."

by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

Teah

She's beautiful, great and can easily get any boy she wants. Of course no one can be more awesome then her, most definitely not Kian.

Oh I'm glad I had Teah although the other one, not so much.

by anonymous July 1, 2018

British Teacup

When a girl is giving a hand or blow job and slips her pinky up into a man's b-hole; closely resembling the way British people drink their tea with a pinky in the air.

I was getting a hand-jibber from Sophia last night and she tried to give me a British Teacup so I punched her. I called her later to apologize and ask for another one, though.

by Treece300e April 4, 2011