Skip to main content

The oldest trick in the book 

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
Also, you should subscribe to Dumbass Dinosaurs on youtube, their content can be a bit offensive, but if you can handle that than I definitely Recommend them.
Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.
The oldest trick in the book mug front
Get the The oldest trick in the book mug.
See more merch

Bashing the Bishop 

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy
(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!
Bashing the Bishop by Andy Smith October 15, 2003

Tap Tap the Ballsack 

A game played where a person goes up to a guy, from the front or behind, takes their hand, and "taps" the persons ballsack twice. At this time the tapper says "Tap Tap the Ballsack!"
Guy 1: Dude I played Tap Tap the Ballsack today at the beach on some huge black guy. It was great!

Guy2: Oh man, I wish I was there to see it!
Tap Tap the Ballsack by pfarriss October 16, 2009

Getting on the bag 

Snorting cocaine that comes in a plastic bag. (Australia)
“Yo Damo, we getting on the bag tonight?”
“Yeah bro, let’s ride the rails!”
Getting on the bag by Janikens June 14, 2018

IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 

when you have power over other people or you are the best at something
Yessir, IM THE BIGGEST BIRD, PROVE ME WRONG

Trappin Out The Bandwidth

1: Pirating music off of illegal websites because you are already subscribed to one music streaming service and don't want to get multiple subscriptions just because ALL the artists or songs you listen to aren't on the service you are subscribed to.
2: Pirating music because you don't want to pay for music AT ALL when you can get it for free illegally.
3: Pirating music because you can't afford a subscription.
Matt: Yo you gonna get that new Drake album?
Justin: Yea but only if it's on Spotify otherwise i'm trappin out the bandwidth.

What The Beans!? 

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.