Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 29, 2015

Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.

After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.

by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016

Gas Station Corndog

A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?

Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.

by Nsomniac June 15, 2016

dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.

I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.

by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016

griffin station

Former Group 935 facility on the moon, now radioactive dust where the Moon used to be.

Griffin station was destroyed because of Dr. Groph's lack of proper security measures

by Groph935115 December 13, 2016

ectoplasmic situation

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.

What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)

by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017

ovulation station

a prime place for all your ovulation needs

"ah here, lets hit the ovulation station"

by shoonphillips October 5, 2017