Opportunity Session

Obviously stupid

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.

by Buggie 1706 March 22, 2019

Poster Session

When a group of academics peer pressures each another into pouring a few litres of beer into a tube designed for holding a conference poster, and passing it between them to chug from as if passing a joint.

Originated at RSS2019 in Schlappen, Freiburg.

Academic 1 to academic 2: “Hey, drink from this poster tube!”

Crowd of academics: “poster session! Poster session!”

by melonelemone June 25, 2019

Thinking Session

USE YOUR MIND.

„Uhhhhhhhh, how do i use my mind again..?“
„Just go to the class Thinking Session, it teaches you.“
„No really, how?“
„I dont want to explain what a thinking session is.“

by epic_gamer_time October 29, 2019

mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

Bulldog session

To have a meeting or verbal exchange with a friend or acquaintance about things getting one down or new information

My coworker Jimmy and I spent all day having a bulldog session at work yesterday

by SoundSpllicer April 5, 2020

coco session

A term used by those working in dementia wards, apparently to refer to wild sex

Brit: "A coco session soon would do me good ;)"

Michael: "Geez Brit you didn't have to get so graphic!"

by werrd. July 23, 2020

OJ Session

OJ Session (Verb) The Act of lowkey killing your wife and getting away with it

Yo Dude You Here About Jenny

Yeah Her Husband Had An OJ Session With Her

by OJ "SIMP"son October 23, 2020