spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.

"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014

spackleface

For you drywallers, when your beau shoots his load acoss your face in an orange peel texture.

Joe, take a look at her spackleface. You can't even see the patch!

by Dry n hard June 26, 2016

Spackledid

When you have speckles of sparkles on your eyebrows

Her eyebrows are so spackledid

by Leah05 February 21, 2019

Spacklepunch

When AWS releases a new feature just after you spent six weeks hacking together a stopgap.

Engineer1: Hey, check out these new service integrations.... Guess we don't need that gross proxy thing anymore
Engineer2: It never fails.... we've been spacklepunched again!

by awsguruguy November 28, 2022

mexican spackler

Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.

I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.

by Vwsparky July 2, 2018

Spackets

Just a random word

You:SPACKETS!
Others:What?

by Jenn Biener-Willits April 8, 2003

sacklee

when your mouth taste sacklee like your ass h*LE

After all that drinking last night i have a bad case of the sacklee's today

by garfielded3e March 29, 2007