EMT: What happened to your face man?
Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.
EMT: The smooth?
Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.
Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.
EMT: The smooth?
Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.
by Getdown Gary June 28, 2008
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Sid the sloth is the iconic character from ice age. He is a intelligent character and his comedic value is amazing. Sid the sloth supremacy is when someone devotes their honour to Sid the sloth. I believe in Sid the sloth supremacy.
Sid the sloth 1: I believe in sid the sloth supremacy
Sid the sloth 2: same 😗✌️
Sid the sloth 3: same 😗✌️
Sid the sloth 1,2 and 3: Sid swag 😗✌️
Sid the sloth 2: same 😗✌️
Sid the sloth 3: same 😗✌️
Sid the sloth 1,2 and 3: Sid swag 😗✌️
by Sid swag girl June 22, 2021
Get the Sid the sloth mug.Pretty self-explanatory, an adolescent that does not contribute to any aspect of life (others' lives or even their own) and waste otherwise productive hours with meaningless hobbies or tasks.
Not to be confused with gamers or otakus, as they actually put some effort into what they are doing. Teen sloths usually divulge themselves with texting, being emotionally distant, complaining about everything, or sleep at all hours of the day.
Not to be confused with gamers or otakus, as they actually put some effort into what they are doing. Teen sloths usually divulge themselves with texting, being emotionally distant, complaining about everything, or sleep at all hours of the day.
1.) Greg is such a teen sloth. I heard he slept for 18 hours straight because he spent the last 5 days texting until 3 am.
2.) Teen sloths give gamers and otakus a bad name because unlike online camaraderie and material/fictional admiration, teen sloths literally waste their lives doing nothing.
2.) Teen sloths give gamers and otakus a bad name because unlike online camaraderie and material/fictional admiration, teen sloths literally waste their lives doing nothing.
by lastray February 23, 2011
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Get the slothes mug.sloth-panties is a slang term for dirty womens underwear. The dirty underwear is usually worn around the house at night, to sleep in, and will always have stains and dry vagina leakage stuck to them.
I was really grossed out when my new girlfriend came into the bedroom and got undressed and proceeded to put on a pair of sloth-panties.
by The Digital Word Man March 7, 2010
Get the sloth-panties mug.When someone makes a not so smooth move, one would use this phrase in a verbally ironic fashion.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.
"You guys, I left the door to the bathroom unlocked, and just got caught wanking off!"
"Smooth move exlax"
"Smooth move exlax"
by Ally April 4, 2005
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