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Slarping

The act of shitting while you’re sleeping.
Oh rats, I’ve been caught slarping the bed again!
by Cum fuk mi nao June 18, 2022
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Sklarpete

The ancient gods, Pete, and Sklarp, that roamed the galaxy far before the human race. The knowledge and effect on the space time continuum are still unknown. Widely acclaimed Sklarpete researcher, Shaq, has been able to open rifts into different dimensions and timelines using Pete's power. Sklarp currently remains dormant but research suggests a possible awaking of Sklarp's true inner power.
Femur: Did you hear what happened to Andrew Smith?!
Shaq: Yea, the dark lords kidnapped him, but me and Sklarpete are going back in time to save him.
by ShaqAttac June 21, 2022
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Slark

Adjective: Slark is an exclamation of excitement, joy, or encouragement, often used to cheer on others.

Closely related to the slang definition of "slay," slark is an accepted alternative to slay for certain online communities. Its use varies and depends heavily on context but is universally appreciated. Slark can also be used to confuse "non-slarkers" into believing you are making up a word; don't be fooled, however, this word is entirely legitimate.
"Oh. My. God! Have you clocked Clark's new dress? It's so slark!"
"This Starbucks six-shot espresso with sixteen pumps of cinnamon is completely slark!

"Mark's personality is just not slark, I feel like it doesn't suit him."

"You better slark today, slark sister!"
by oztoepus September 19, 2022
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Slark

Slark is a word used for "slay" . ( ty buylers children )
"Omggggg slarkkkk !!"
by mommyjoycebyers August 11, 2022
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Selar

Hey guys it's me selar im a dumbass
by Jfawip December 9, 2022
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Salary

Honestly I would really only need about 50,000 a year barring some kind of extra expense like kids or a house or something. Like... If 20% of my monthly income went to my loving expenses I would have everything I needed. 5000 a month? Yeah so between 50 and 60 thousand.
Hym "That's all I would need really for salary and I would even have enough left over to hire a sexy maid."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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Slarp

Like the word slurp, but it hits harder
They tried to slarp all them dicks.
by SorbicPseudonym July 5, 2023
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